Asda Karen (Poem)
"Asda Karen"
You are to do what I tell ya, not what I do/
Or get rude & I'll yell at ya, I'll tell security too
Feeling alarmed & distressed, I'll have you removed/
Being that my love-life's a mess, it's best I blame you
I will have you arrested, & then banned from this store/
If you continue to stress me, & disagree with my law
I'm sure when a policeman arrives, it's my side he'll take/
As I slave for 8.95, so that wage makes me great
I won't debate with a chav, or be told that I'm wrong/
I work minimum wage, Asda, just to feel I belong
Being my life is so empty, since the kids have all gone/
That bag will cost you 10p, & you better scan the Scone
Keeping on is the reason, why my hubby got up & left/
Yet instead of learn my lesson, I get any other's upset
You have set off the detectors, now give up what you've stole/
Neither a Fed or Detective, yet I have this need to control.
Copyright 2020 The Elusive Mr Dunne (All rights reserved)
You are to do what I tell ya, not what I do/
Or get rude & I'll yell at ya, I'll tell security too
Feeling alarmed & distressed, I'll have you removed/
Being that my love-life's a mess, it's best I blame you
I will have you arrested, & then banned from this store/
If you continue to stress me, & disagree with my law
I'm sure when a policeman arrives, it's my side he'll take/
As I slave for 8.95, so that wage makes me great
I won't debate with a chav, or be told that I'm wrong/
I work minimum wage, Asda, just to feel I belong
Being my life is so empty, since the kids have all gone/
That bag will cost you 10p, & you better scan the Scone
Keeping on is the reason, why my hubby got up & left/
Yet instead of learn my lesson, I get any other's upset
You have set off the detectors, now give up what you've stole/
Neither a Fed or Detective, yet I have this need to control.
Copyright 2020 The Elusive Mr Dunne (All rights reserved)
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