And to add to the chaos of today, I leaked twice 😭

thankfully it wasn't noticeable but can my ovaries stfu? We get it, there's a bio-hazardous spillage on aisle 1

If you see me wandering the halls with my hoodie tied around my waist like a sad makeshift belt, please send help and detergent. Thanks babe xoxo

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SwampFlower · 31-35, F

Because of course you’re on your moon cycle when all hell breaks loose. It’s either that or vacation 🙄

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

@SwampFlower lmao you're so right. My last vacation was eventful. Don't use Google translate to ask for honey because you'll get given cake instead is my main takeaway from it all

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

@HijabaDabbaDoo hahaha what language? Tell me so I know where to go to get google translate cake

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

@SwampFlower Turkish. I still don't understand what went wrong. I even showed him my phone so he could read it? But that's not even the worst part of the vacation. That was just an inconvenience lmao. I needed the damn honey because I was gonna make tea for all of us that got food poisoning

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

@HijabaDabbaDoo Noooo 😭