With my reduction looming, I took the forbidden measurements again...

To truly put the size of my boobs into perspective, here’s a fun measurement I came up with

Each one of my boobs weighs 25 pounds, or 3 gallons of boob, or 11,386 cubic centimeters. So, if I had a bra size, each cup of my bra would be able to fit four K-cups inside of it.