When I'm president there will be no more wars.

*Renames the DoD to the Department of War*

Yeah I've posted this before but it's a pretty sick burn and relevant right now so 💁‍♂

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American people want to destroy the whole world to avoid socialism. That's why they do spend it all on war and let themselves stay poor.