Planning to attack Britain?Do it now!

Why?
We are dangerously low on ammunition.
How?
We've sent it all to Ukraine.
Are we falling to a cunning Russian plan?
I fear we are...
Oh well!

[c=A69800]This inability to replenish UK stockpiles therefore puts at risk not just our ability to resupply Ukraine but also to counter any threat to our own security
Commons Defence Committee[/c]