Come on Mario, grow a pair already

Did anyone else think that Mario was the stalker, or just me? Princess into the buff dragon, massive castles, legion of soldiers at his beck and call, or the plumber dude that swims through sewer pipes for fun?

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BlueVeins · 22-25

Bowser deserved what was coming to him, Mario just uses peach to help justify the war to the peasantry.

RadioDust · 36-40, M

Mario never stood a chance

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

Ugh it makes me remember when I pushed a lizard up against the wall and asked if he had gone behind my back, everyone knew he was lucky that I didnt sock him

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