Hey game developers!

I'm really mad at the modern gaming scene. I just want my games to have multiplayer support, a long playthrough time, lots of replay value, and graphics so good you could mistaken it for irl video footage. And I want it to cost $60 because that's what they costed 15 years ago when I was a kid, and I want the console to cost less than an Acer netbook from the thrift store. And I want it to have no DLC or microtransactions, and also let me share it with friends and don't get mad if I pirate it anyway. ): I love your games and they're the light of my life <3 but if you don't give me them basically for free, you're a greedy piece of corpo shit ripping me off.

Love,
The average American gamer

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Burnley123 · 41-45, M

Nah man.

Sixty dollars is the price of the dlc patch for the Beta version. The game you already bought won't work without it.

Elessar · 31-35, M

@Burnley123 Then the DLC turns out to merely flip a 0 to 1 in some random file, selling you for $60 something that you already had in the base game but couldn't use 🥴

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