If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” — Patches O'Houlihan. ...

I’m having to dodge more stuff than I’d like to on the road lately. The other day someone hit a raccoon right in front of me so I had to slam on my brakes, and get around him real quick, as I went passed him it was like he was in slow motion, spinning in circles trying to get a grip on the road. And then just now I was on a mountain backroads and I come around this corner and a tire is bouncing towards me. It goes into the ditch and bounces back up but luckily it settles in the ditch. The car was a hundred yards away leaning to the left because it was now on its axel. That was in slow motion too.