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I Hate Bad Drivers

Winter will be here before you know it. Here are some helpful tips:

1) Bridges don't freeze, as with any modern invention, they are protected from ice by "science", or magic, whatever.

2) If you have 4 wheel drive, the snow doesn't affect you (of course you can take that roundabout at 45 mph, why would you even ask?).

3) Snow is not ice and therefore will never let you slide (if anything- it gives you more traction).

4) Wait until the very last second to turn on your turn signal; Other drivers will appreciate it (and it's more fun).

5) Keep your lights off when it is snowing. Your lights can reflect off falling snow and cause "snow blindness" to which there is no known medical cure.

6) Lastly, traffic laws DO NOT apply once the snow has covered all traffic signs so do what you want, when you want.
emjaymj · 36-40, M
Plz when you see a snowflake on the ground, on the speed limit says; 80Kms, go 6Kms (JUST PARK THE CAR SIDE WAYS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HWY And GO TO SLEEP!!* and BLOCK all the LANES!! TO make sure to FK everyone else behind you too...
Go in the left lain in the HWY & drive 30 KMs in a hour!!
mrmoose · 70-79, M
sounds like a typical nebraska driver
emjaymj · 36-40, M
@mrmoose Canadian scare/fearful tactic Weather news!
Even their Weather news, is #Fakenews.
mrmoose · 70-79, M
@Serenitree lake effect snow from 2 of the great lakes
Serenitree · F
@emjaymj no. I know the weather in London Ontario. We can be having a beautiful balmy spring day where I am and my grandson and his family are socked in with a blizzard or a thunderstorm warning or ground fog so thick the visibility is, 10'. London is notorious for being a bad weather spot.

By the way, what exactly is Canadian scare/fearful tactic weather news? And what would we benefit by doing it?
Newandimproved · 61-69, M
if memory serves
7) ice and compacted snow requires the same stopping distance as dry blacktop

8) driving in sleet is an excellent way to make your car look like it has just received a wax job - do it often - and driving faster will make the sleet dry.

:)
Serenitree · F
This had me giggling like a kid. Thank you. A good chuckle before sleep makes me sleep better.
youbetheanchor · 31-35, F
canadarm · M
OMG I have to copy this.
Except the turn signal. Aren't drivers behind you supposed to know if you're turning 😂
If there is a road under the bridge there is ice under also so slow down under a bridge
SW-User
That's still 5 months away plenty of time to prepare
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Very good list.

 
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