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Men, don't step with your left foot first. She will think you're a cuck.

ALWAYS start walking with your right foot because it's a power move. Only women and pansies step with their left foot.

And when you DO step with your left foot, make sure to stop short with it. You should basically just be dragging that foot along while your right foot hops.

Otherwise you will miss your manly bedtime, sleep in past 4am, be late for your morning work out, and the whole day will be thrown off, ending with you losing your job, your six wives, their kids, your Lambo, and your life after you jump off a cliff.

This is what it means to be a man. All it takes is ONE MISTAKE like stepping with your left foot to become a BETA CUCK FEMALE!!!
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Quick! Tell the Pentagon!

American servicepeople have been marching wrong all these years! 😲
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@sarabee1995 Can you tell them for me I'm tired