Faster than a speeding bullet

Engineering department : "Ta dah - bike with cogs, it makes gears💁‍♀

Advertising department: ok, but whats the angle?

ED : the gears makes it easier to ride

AD: Great ! But let's market that - add more cogs

ED: No, but ....thats not how it....

AD : ADD MORE - make it look cool

ED: but n o bike has has that ma.....
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AD' EXACTLY

ED: No But....

AD: Who's selling this bike🧐

ED: Yeah but you wont be able to .....

AD:🧐

ED: 😓.....Simon, the boss's kid says add more cogs.

Simon: but......
What?

ED : SIMON!!! kid says to make it look cool

Simon: but the force needed is transverse to the ...

ED: BOSS'S kid Simon...

Simon: 🙄

i wish id done fine arts😑





.....oh wait...🤔...😏...



"Ta Dah" 💁‍♀😌

So it's the bike version of the old "racecar on a train" theory?

I don't even want to know what it does to your pants, trousers or shorts while pedaling that Relativity Special. Where do you put the shopping bag?

That bike would be an ideal alternative to my aging one.

So there's not a leg on earth that can push those pedals.

I suppose you would need to remove both locks before trying it out.😷

Faster than the speed of light.Yeah right your face would come off

Now all you need is the leg strength to pedal it.