Anyone else just have the worst luck with cars?

I swear my whole life I've never been able to keep a car pristine, and even when I was riding around on a scooter instead, or just walking as a pedestrian, I’ve been hit and run twice. Just recently, after I finally scraped together enough money to get a beater car again, this drunk lady comes careening down the street one night and slams right into it. My parked car. And guess what? Now I’m left with another mess to deal with, no money to fix it, no insurance that actually gives a damn. This is the third time a car of mine has been wrecked by someone else's careless driving. At least I wasn't in it this time, but still!