I try to be a good person...

But then someone pulls out in front of me doing at least 10 below the limit and I have to start again tomorrow. ☹️

I need one of these cars. I think I've seen it in a cartoon before but I can't find it so I've drawn it myself! 👍

Are we anywhere near creating this? Maybe I need to patent it? 🥳

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SethGreene531 · M

🤭
With this you will be elevated to sainthood 😇:

TinFoilHat · F

@SethGreene531 Does the body of it extend up on pistons?
With the right thing (great technical vocab) at the front I can scoop vehicles up and move them aside.

SethGreene531 · M

@TinFoilHat I believe it has a piston to raise the doohickey at the front.😄

But this thing sits about 15 ft above the ground, and is wider than most cars. You can drive over a lane of traffic, and have them pass underneath and out the back, without even touching.

TinFoilHat · F

@SethGreene531 You have found my perfect vehicle! 🌟
Oh...I've just remembered I'm a 🦐. I'm only 5"3, does it come with a step ladder?
Oh...I could get a suit with wings and a grappler gun!

SethGreene531 · M

@TinFoilHat Youll be queen of the road! Step ladder included.

We can hook you up with a grappling gun and jump suit too.

They'd pass me on drives in the countryside all the time--quite a sight in the rearview mirror!

Did I mention it sprays jets of fluid of from the side?

TinFoilHat · F

@SethGreene531 That last part sounds a bit like something out of Wacky Races!

I feel a bit sad now that this is only fantasy. 🤣

SethGreene531 · M

@TinFoilHat its an agricultural sprayertractor, but the wand use is optional. 😄

TinFoilHat · F

@SethGreene531 Imagine the fun you could have filling the sprayer up with different options!

SethGreene531 · M

@TinFoilHat bubble bath solution for rainy day chaos..... the list goes on😅

TinFoilHat · F

@SethGreene531 the first thought I had was ...custard. 😆🤦🏼‍♀️