My Demonized Car

Well I tell you it is possessed. I went to church to have it prayed on and the minister's son was in the hospital. My friend got the St. Benedictine medal and didn't get it blessed. Then she left town. The only thing left to do is find a witch doctor, sage it or trade it in.

On a positive note, Toyota called and my parts are in!! woohoo.

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JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M

Did you name it Christine?

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JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M

@akindheart haven't read that one. I have some of his but not that one.

akindheart · 70-79, F

@JohnnyNoir scary because it is real feeling

JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M

@akindheart that would be my luck if I tried bondage I fear

Virgo79 · 61-69, M

I bought a new car in 1995, by 2000 i was driving my 1967 Frod truck to get groceries, car from hell!!!
All i had to do was give the tow truck driver the location, the car knew to jump on

akindheart · 70-79, F

@Virgo79 LOL. that is hysterical

Virgo79 · 61-69, M

@akindheart it is now, but at the time i could have killed😡
Had i known i would have let it burn the time it caught fire, lol

Barefooter25 · 46-50, M

Let me guess..your car is a 1958 Plymouth Fury and its name is Christine.

akindheart · 70-79, F

@Barefooter25 LOL. i call it worse than that. it is new 2022 Toyota Corolla Cross

icedsky · 51-55, M

Need to find a Japanese Shintoist priest. Its a Toyota after all.

akindheart · 70-79, F

@icedsky LOL. that makes sense!! maybe the car will respond even if I don't understand it

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

So what do you think of Jason Momoa & Would You Do Him

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

Have you tried hanging a pair of fuzzy dice yet?

akindheart · 70-79, F

@RuyLopez LOL. i was going with God, the priest then sage first. moving on to the next tier of protection

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

@akindheart Sex in the back seat? Probably won't help with the car but it should put a smile on your face. Make sure to consult the owners manual first though.....seems I recall something about an issue with the finish on the seats.... 😉

akindheart · 70-79, F

@RuyLopez i have plenty of room back there!!

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