I Just Figured Out I am Going On a Cruise

This is funny, kind of.

i have a 79 yr old coworker who asked me to clean one of her windows, because she is getting new blinds. Operative word is ONE.
I said "Sure" thinking to myself, I have to drive 40 miles each way to clean a window. Well, one window became the whole interior. I really don't want her to break a hip.

THEN, she said I could spray the outsides of all the windows too.

Ok, I am a sucker.

She asked me for my vacation schedule. She is booking us on a cruise with MSC in June, so that she can gamble. To justify paying my trip, I am washing windows. I hope it is a 3 day cruise because I will be jumping ship on Day 2.

Manipulation? yes. She never said any of this. I had to figure it all out.