Storytime! What's the most crazy thing you've seen/heard while you were on a cruise or all-inclusive resort?

They let loose a hawk every day near the pool and food grills to fend off the pigeons and black birds at the Melia resort we were at last weekend in Puerto Vallarta Mexico...Also there was the lady in the mountain, which in the mountain range it looked like the sillouette of a woman laying down and you could see her frame of her hair face chest and so on... I saw a woman who had broken her nose and two black eyes when she tripped and fell by the pool, I believe she wanted to sue the resort I prayed for her lifting my hands towards her as I passed on by and her black eyes got better, they said a saint prayed for you, she said she didn't believe in that kind of stuff... I wonder if God healed her completely and if she had any grounds to sue after that! I don't know, but what I do know is that God has healed many people cause Christ lives in me and through me, not me But Christ does and many have been healed... Also my son got a huge bottle of Tequilla shaped as a shot gun that cost him $500.00 USD... He was not able to bring it with him through customs, so they wrapped it in card board and red wrapping paper that cost him an additional $50.00 USD and loaded it under the plane! I was sitting at the window above where the guys who were loading the plane with suitcases were, and when I saw my sons parcel I motioned through the window as I waved my hands for the men to be careful with my sons parcel...Then they threw it onto the loading matt!!! My jaw just dropped! I knew right then and there that it was broken! He tried complaining to the complaint website but it was so difficult to make a claim we don't know if it went through or not when we got home, and it was such a disaster!