If you could close your eyes and be on vacation…

On a mountain ridge in Mallorca. Below me there's a wide steep valley with wildflowers and the sound of sheep and cow bells. Apart from a couple of fincas there's no sign of human habitation. I'm almost level with the narrowest of mountain passes, leading into a wood. Here and there are blackened stone circles where they used to extract lime from the limestone, or something. I make my way down to a tiny village and into a small pub/cafe. I have a newly published walk guide with a photo of the owner who now stands behind the bar. I show it to her. What excitement! Half the population are called to see it. True.