Are you cool as a cucumber?

nuu, about as cool as the flip-side of the pillow though 😎

I'm so cool I'm at absolute zero and robbing the universe of all its energy at an alarming rate.

Cooler. I don't even exist.

noo..m a normal bean

no, I'm fickle as a pickle

No im the bad cucumber

So cool my soul is ice

green pepper

Not even close

Totally

If only..

Nope.