What is the stupidest thing you are willing to admit you have done?

I was Cross Dressed at the time and not wearing any panties but a Skirt. I had my Butt Plug in me and i went to the Supermarket. I was walking down the isle and all of a sudden i had Gas. The Butt Plug came out of me fell on the floor in front of two old Ladies. I walked away so fast and left the store. I have since than always worn panties while wearing my Butt Plug.