Can a billionaire invite me to a party?

You're a billionaire, move along 🤷🏽‍♀️@MrSpecialEnough:

@offingg: That's the kind of women billionaires like to be around. I never said I was.

@offingg: LOL, chicks being so defensive right away, it shows their insecurities.

@MrSpecialEnough: I know right! You're such a psychologist, haha dude.

@offingg: you don't need to be a psychologist to know basic human behavior.

@MrSpecialEnough: Ohhh, you mean you don't a professional to make a qualified assumption based on human behavior (if you even know what that means) which is related to psychyology an actual field of science? Oh my God, I'm learning something new from men in their 20s everyday!!!

@offingg: I'm not making a diagnosis, being insecure is not a medical condition. Obviously you would need a professional to work on that insecurity of yours. I also took up two semesters of psychology in school so I'm not completely clueless.

@MrSpecialEnough: Omg don't worry, I'm never going to question your qualifications at all, because even though you're not qualified you still make assumptions even if they're not diagnoses. Even though even in psychology they teach you not to make assumptions, but here you are! You are so amazing and so typical, haha!!!

@MrSpecialEnough: Two semsters in psych! No way, you're a qulified psychologist. I never meant to offend you great great man.

@offingg: I never said it's a diagnosis. While assuming something major like schizophrenia because someone is not social or whatever is definitely not a good idea, something that's not even a condition like insecurity can be easily detected and becomes obvious when you see someone behave in a certain way. I never claimed I had high qualifications, I'm not a professional, I said I'm not completely clueless, I study something different.

@offingg: Yet again you put words in my mouth, I clearly stated "I am not completely clueless". Never did I say two semesters make me a qualified psychologist, you're not very smart I see.

@MrSpecialEnough: Chill dude, I already states you're the most amazing 20 something man i've seen. What else do you want?

@offingg: I'm chill, you're the one that's being defensive over nothing.

@MrSpecialEnough: Me? Defensive? I only acknowledged your amazing existence!!!

@offingg: You're clearly irritated right now.

Oh no, what can I do to please you, my amazing sir? I never meant to show any emotion besides gratitude! I'm thankful you chose me specificaly to speak to and shower me with your knowledge like you can have something to teach! I will always be listening! @MrSpecialEnough:

@offingg: LOL, definitely not very smart.

@MrSpecialEnough: Of course, my sir. Anything to please your ego, my sir.