Would you rather...

Poll - Total Votes: 11

Pants

Cage

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Shit your pants and it's impossible to get it out for a week and you have to do everything you do on a normal day OR be trapped in a cage with an angry skunk and a hungry lion for 1 minute? And effects from the animals after don't come off and can come off or heal but you need to keep the effects for a week. You can't die... heh both are terrible... unless you have a pant shitting fetish

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lifty4ever · 26-30, M

Here's my logic. Cage cause i love skunks and assuming this angry skunk would rather wrestle and spray me than try to actually hurt me, that would help my skunk stink fetish. Now that i'm reeking overwhelmingly and thickly of skunk stink, the lion that WAS hungry now no longer sees me as a meal and i back the poor thing into a corner with my scent, dominating it. I win