Would you rather...

Shit your pants and it's impossible to get it out for a week and you have to do everything you do on a normal day OR be trapped in a cage with an angry skunk and a hungry lion for 1 minute? And effects from the animals after don't come off and can come off or heal but you need to keep the effects for a week. You can't die... heh both are terrible... unless you have a pant shitting fetish