Supplementary Swear Words and Curses

For all those times when you want to get the point across, but don’t want to be censored or the point completely missed by people who are too nitpicky about such things [also, if you just resort to the default swear words, it kind of looks like you have a very small vocabulary and look even less witty for it. If you MUST use dirty language, then be creative, please]
Here are all the inoffensive supplementary swears and curses I can think of
[[u]Ahem[/u]]
Buck
Bucking
Firetruck
Firetrucking
Firetrucker
Crud
Shell
Shizzno
Smeg
Gitch
Tartarus
Cog-head
Slag-head
Bonehead
Crack-Basket
Chumbucket
Love-Sucking Bug Queen!!!
Holy Primus, Celestia, and Luna in the Three-way!