Have you ever thought of getting a butler?

Oh! If I only had a nickel for every time I've thought of getting a butler! I'd be able to get a butler!!

I only need a slave to raise my pug army... Once his usefulness is at an end he will be thrown to where I keep the other bodies

Used to have two live in maids and a live in chauffeur. Never wanted a butler though.

I sort of am one? Can I have a butler 🤔😂

Do I look like a worthless lazy bag of bones?

I just want a driver , I'll settle for that

Yes like Mr belvedere

I can always dream lol