what are you like when youve been drinking?

I rarely do, but I remember giggling a lot the one time I had a little to much.

Well I quit 23 years ago when it cost me my second wife .but
I love people ,,lots of people ,I became a musician so could entertain lots of people ,even if I have to be the one paying for the party and then provide the entertainment ,I was cool with that ,I got dozens of friends and the fun never ends at least as long and I'm buying ,
So everyone get along ,we are all good ,"Love ya brother ,shake my hand ,shake my hand (why do drunks do that ?)
But let someone break bad and mess up my party
its fight club ,and I don't care if you tell the rules ,
Well my women at least weren't impressed
but i am a lover and a happy drunk ,unless you make me get ugly ,then I'm ugly
but I am glad I gave it up ,my kids have never seen me hurt anyone ,
I am proud of that ,that is a big improvement from the man I used to be
and when I hurt people ,alcohol was always involved

Like I am right now.

Friendly

I don't overindulge these days but back when I did I rather lost my inhibitions.

I'm normally happy, and I get even happier and chatty when drunk. In vino et veritas.

if I drink it's once in blue moon

The same

I only drink in moderation, so not that different. A bit more relaxed and friendly.

Not dehydrated

Annoyingly chatty.

I'm friendly and silly when drunk

full of beautifully-sounding bull$h*t, very mellow, and very gay.