I accidentally got wasabi confused with wahhabi and made haram sushi.

made this up myself. Whadda ya think?

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bookerdana · M Best Comment

I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
'Cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value

puck61

@bookerdana: So, what's your stage name gonna be? Master B Dana? (It was the first thing that came to mind.)

bookerdana · M

Bookerhooker..Idk,I was just channeling my inner bare Naked Ladies!
They were cancelled in Toronto because the sign said:Live! Bare Naked Ladies! True story

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snZcn3Qt1xI]

puck61

@bookerdana: Geez, who da thunk Canooks would be so uptight?

bookerdana · M

@puck61: CANADA:We Don't care who you marry as long as you like hockey!
I like the Canadians!