I'm either going to have to beat you senseless, or cuddle with you

@Johntom: you monster

What?

He's super cute. Your lucky I even offered

@Johntom: I'm taking your dog home with me and leaving you to think about your choices

I'd *whisper to him*

"Stellen"

Bite in English.

☺

@Johntom: too late. My dog now

*skips down the street*

Alright fine.

Come back.

Make me a sandwich.

An it's sat so the dog gets two scoops of dry food with organic pumpkin soup.

@Johntom: fuck that, you get a beating

O that's cute

@Johntom: you want me to hold you down while you lick your butthole? I'm confused and turned on at the same time

That turns you on?

Alright... I'm turned on an confused myself now...

An FIY that pic an your name are perfect together.

It should be your new avatar

@Johntom: it's too big to be effective

😏

@Johntom: I'm not turned on..... 😂😂
and I'm really confused 😆

Me too!