I'm either going to have to beat you senseless, or cuddle with you

Choose wisely

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Mordi · 31-35, M

If it was a good cuddle, I'd also become senseless. 🤔

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@Mordimoux: are my cuddles that good though? 🤔

*moves in to beat you*

Mordi · 31-35, M

My fax machine stopped working. I'll get your cuddle statistics maybe next week.

*moves in to get beaten*

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@Mordimoux: 🤚✊😵

Mordi · 31-35, M

Uhm...first you high five me? Then you jerk something into your open mouth while your eyes roll back? 😳 😨 😱

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@Mordimoux: shut up and let me do this

Mordi · 31-35, M

Of course, you are the expert. 🤐