It's the truth

I'm The Doctor
I'm a time lord
from the planet Gallifrey
In the constelation of Kasterboraous
I'm 3000 years old
and i'm the alien thats gonna save all of you from the jerks of the world

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PaperHeart

You're the Doctor? Doctor... wait for it... who? 😂 *crickets*

DarthMalia · 26-30, F

@PaperHeart: you just said the oldest joke in history

PaperHeart

@Ultimatewedgiegodess: Yeah, I'm well aware of my lameness, hence the crickets. They're the only REAL friends I have. 😅

DarthMalia · 26-30, F

@PaperHeart: -creates an android- here is a new friend for you

PaperHeart

@Ultimatewedgiegodess: *gasp* Oh, you've made me so happy! Thank you so much! I think I'll call him George. Now come along George! I have many, MANY more friends for you to meet...
... they're all named Jiminy...

DarthMalia · 26-30, F

@PaperHeart: George: jiminy cricket