What is your first thought when you see a male?

I always wonder what sex they like and then I think about having sex with them, then I can't look them in the eyes because of what I've been thinking about doing to them.

If he's cute I'm probably trying to catch my breath and wondering just how many beats I skipped before my heart resumed it's rhythm.

His skin would make wonderful leather belts.

"male human thingie"

Do I know him? That's my thought.

Depends on who he is...

"Is it safe?"

Am I attracted to him? If yes avoid him, if no we'll be fine!

If he ain't wearing 3 stripes he's probably wishing he was

is he dominant

Dude.

Blegh.

Does he like it in the ass?

Depends. Usually it's "Oh, a guy" and no more thought than that, unless he looks dangerous.