Ever gave someone a lapdance?

I remember i told this girl i wanted to give her one & i was so sure i was going to do it, but when it finanlly came to it & she said "Okay i'm ready for my lapdance" i just froze up like "Oh...okayyyyy" & walked up to her & just kinda stood there thinking "this is awkward" & she was like "whats taking you so long" & then i put my hands on her shoulders & went "Ummm...soo like....."
& we both were just there in silence & she goes "its okay, you don't have to do it" LMAO