Got me married

I don't drink

Made my true feelings come out. For some drinking helps forget things for me, it makes me think about them even more, but at the same time have a clear mind.

i don't drink anymore but i could go on and on..
Sometimes embarrassing things like walking around the bar with the back of my pants ripped open or climbing out of the window of a pick up truck into the back while driving 80mph down the freeway..
and lots of other crazy stuff!

More than a small amount of alcohol triggers agonizing multi-day migraine headaches, and it took me quite a bit of pain to figure this out when I was young.

Stumbled and fell in platform shoes and messed up my big toenail so bad that I had to get it removed the next day. Still not that bad of a thing if you think about it

Child.

So also best...

Some things you just can't share even on the Internet to strangers. This post would be one of them.

Unfortunately, I don't get very drunk. If I drink too much, I just fall asleep.

I learned that eating 2 bananas first thing in the morning is a terrible idea when you're hungover 😐

Besides the very occasional hang over, I just go to sleep. I dont get drunk easily though.

I barfed in my car and my wife, at the time, cleaned up the mess.

Messed up my toilet.

It's killing me slowly.

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not the worst at all but i remember getting kicked off a train for puking on an old woman's shoes xD i also nearly got hit by like 4 cars.

Hangover🤢

I operated machinery that I shouldn't have while under the influence. Thankfully no one got hurt and I learned my lesson. Dumbest thing I ever did in my life. It's never ever worth the risk.

drunk driving

Nearly killed me for one, then caused me to black out in the shower the day after the severe alcohol poisoning and fall into the glass shower door. Miraculously managed not to cut myself and just woke up on the shower floor with glass everywhere but that shower door was fuckin' totaled.

Uh... It made me tell a religious friend I'd like to do dirty things with her... Not my fault... ┬┴┬┴┤ᴥ•ʔ

Death of a friend

Lost my car, couldn't find that bitch for a good two days.