As I've been away for the last 3 weeks has anything exciting happened on SW?

Same as usual. Some republicans think liberals are evil. Some liberals think Trump supporters are racist. Some creationists think that evolutionists are saying that humans are descended from monkeys. Some evolutionists are talking about a man on a flying cloud. And some people posted some pictures of their pets. It's only really that last group that I bother with.

Three unwanted pregnancies and no one won the lottery.

Last Week every user that logged on at least once was paid $10,000.

Sorry, you missed it.

Mario finally entrapped a blind hooker

Welcome back

Not a god-damned thing.
Seems we're down a few people.
So maybe the place is dying.

I've been here an hour. Nothing exciting at all

No.

The king has returned

Yes. You have been chosen as the person of the year here on SW. They say that Dlrannie is a star. ☺