Does anyone else ever go to Wal-Mart to people watch?

So I'm not the only one.

@spandexblue: Definitely not. I'm fascinated by people. I love watching the way they interact with each other, carry themselves, whether they'll make eye contact, facial expressions, body language, etc. The mind is even more fascinating. I'm a weirdo. :-)

You may be curious maybe insightful but in no way a weirdo. I hope not because I do the same thing. LOL

@spandexblue: Maybe we're both weirdos! 🤔😨

@Lakesidepoet: I can't really argue with that. 😫

@spandexblue: Lol. Well, if we're both weirdos, we can go to Wal-Mart and people watch. You wear your boxers and I'll wear pajamas and slippers. 🤣

Sounds like a plan to me. If you miss any of the weirdos I will point them out to you. After that we can go to Sam's Club. 😂😉

@spandexblue: Lol...ooohhh, Sam's Club, where you can see the weirdos in bulk!

LOL That hit me hard. LOL I think for Sam's Club I will have to up my game. I'm thinking leggings for men for that place. LOL You keep the PJs just put on some of those oversized furry house shoes. I know one thing. We both will see at least one weirdo. 😆😝

@spandexblue: You could always wear this...it's super hot! [image deleted]
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Do you think anyone would notice? 😆

@spandexblue: Yours would have to be blue spandex, of course.

They'll only notice if you wear it with cute little leg warmers, so you might want to add those....

We may have to wait until it gets a bit warmer for that particular ensemble. But I do like where you are going with it. Just imagine all the facebook and pinterest post that would generate. 🤔👍😂 Until such time what do you think about this?


LOL. Maybe with leg warmers and crocks and a florescent pink shirt. 😢

@spandexblue: No, no....the whole point is you're a weirdo. If it were summer, the place will be crawling with people dressed like that, you must do it NOW! Don't be afraid to be yourself...be unique! I was actually thinking florescent pink leg warmers....They'll go nicely with the blue spandex. C'mon now, be brave....

You are right!!!!!!! I am committed! I will swing by your place then we head to the airport. I say we fly north to a really cold place so we can make a real statement. By the way I am not opposed to a florescent pink mankini. With legwarmers and green sunglasses. ☠🤔😂

@spandexblue: I'm already north in a really cold place, lol. Guess you're flying here.

Ooohhh, now THAT would be smokin'!

I'm thinking hot pink mankini, zebra striped leg warmers, a rainbow colored scarf with feathers (I mean...it's still winter here after all), black sunglasses shaped like old secretary glasses, and green flip-flops. Perfection. I'll try to keep the swarm of women from you....🤺

I am booking the flight now. That entire outfit just screams my name. LOL Do you think I should wear it from my house to yours. I think it should make it very easy to get through checkpoints. LOL

I have everything else I just can't seem to find my zebra striped legwarmers. Could you be a dear and fetch some while I am on my way?

Getting that mankini on is a real pain. I hope I don't put it on upside down.

See you in a few, 😊👍😂

@spandexblue: Lol, I'm dying 😂

YES! You must wear it for your trip, I mean, it's only polite for all those overworked airport security people.

Oh dear...you CAN'T be seen like that without the zebra striped leg warmers! That's....inappropriate. Plus, they add SO MUCH to the outfit. When you get here, we can go shopping for your leopard print leggings, though...or I can just pick some out for you.

🙄 Really? How hard can it be? Ugh, do you need me to send you pictured and written instructions? (This could be fun 😜)

See you soon!

You make very good points about the outfit. I think I will wear some my little pony legwarmers that I happen to have until we can find the right ones to complete this look. One thing is for sure I would hate for people to see me and realize that I am not quite put together. LOL

I was a little reluctant to wear this mankini at first. I mean it is a little revealing. Once I got it on I realized no one will notice that part because it is totally sheer. Thank God for that! Whew.

Don't worry about directions. I am a man after all. I'll just have the pilot land near your house so you don't have to pick me up at the airport.

You may want to put some beans on because I don't think there is any food service on this flight. Well I guess I will see you soon if I don't blow a flip flop.

Wait is there a front and back to this mankini? Or is it unisex? What ever you can tell me when I get there.

I'm Serious about those beans. I can't be all walking around the Sam's Club hungry and all.

See you soon, 🤗

@spandexblue: It's sheer?! Lol - you're awesome!

Yep, you ARE a man....the directions were in reference to your worry about putting on the mankini upside-down, lol. That's why I asked if you needed pictures and written directions and said it could be fun. 😂

You think I'm going to make you beans when you're wearing THAT outfit? I don't think so! I know what happens to men when they eat beans. I'll make you a nice meal though...*scrounges around in the cupboards...chunky peanut butter, moldy bread (rips that part off), hmmm....tuna. That'll do. Mixes tuna and chunky pb, puts on bread....it's waiting for you*

Looking forward to it!

Yes it is completely transparent. If it weren't I doubt I could wear it. People would be pointing at me because of how much of me was out of the thing. Now they will be pointing for all the right reasons.

If I don't need directions to your house why would I need them for this thing? I kept messing with it until stuff stopped falling out. Done. 👍

I may have the pilot stop by a convenience store so I can pick up some sushi. Love that stuff. That peanut butter tuna sandwich you mentioned has given me a powerful appetite. Leave the mold in. I got this lip fungus thing and I don't have antibiotics. That moldy bread should do the trick.

I don't know how much walking I can do in this thing. It feels like it's cutting me in half. I hope this isn't small child sized.

Well I heard them call my flight number.

See you soon. Hey you got any Shasta?

@spandexblue: I literally have tears streaming down my cheeks, I'm laughing so hard.

*pulls moldy bread back out of the toilet bowl ...(you know we can't have mold spores spreading, so I put it in the toilet) and smooshes it back into place on your sandwich. Since you're so hungry, I'll make you two....I'm thoughtful like that.

I've heard they used to use earwax to soothe lips back in the day. I'll kindly supply you with some for that lip fungus issue. If that doesn't work, I've got other remedies.

Thankfully you won't have to do much walking. You'll sit on the flight and I can wheel you around on one of those flat bed dollies at Sam's....suck it up, be a man, you've got this!

I'll have your Shasta waiting for you.

@Lakesidepoet: I was laughing so hare I may have peed a little. Who could tell in this outfit?

This reminds me of one of my worst days. I was out with friends shopping and going to lunch doing the usual. One of the girls with us mentioned how tight my shorts were. So later I asked another friend if my shorts were to tight. He looked at me and said "no one is noticing how tight they are because they are seethrough". Then he ate the rest of his sandwich. I was mortified. LOL It's funny now but it took years to be so.

Any way I should be at your place soon just stopped and got the sushi. I picked you up a turbo dog and a slurpy. I'll be needing that Shasta warm. Cold Shasta makes me burp. LOL

I think I see your house now. Be a dear and step out front. Look for the guy in the pink mankini holding the 72 ounce slurpy cup. I'll be standing in the door of a 737 wide body. I don't see any other 737's in the area so I should be fairly easy to spot.

Wait there has been a delay. There is a liqueur store next to a McDonald's and we are going to stop and get the pilot some booze and the flight crew some burgers.

Just keep a look out for me.

Se you in a few. 😂

@spandexblue: Well, if it's sheer, you may have left some dribbles behind....better check that before you exit.

Lol...so you really ARE a weirdo. Did you save the shorts?

I'm not really hungry. While I was preparing your supper, I made myself some homemade lasagna, salad, and garlic bread. I knew you wouldn't want any due to your lip fungus issue, so...I ate it all. I'm stuffed.

You can land right in my field. No problem. See me waving your leopard print spanx?

No these things dried off while I have been standing in the door of this plain. So were good there.

I was a weirdo for a day. Okay I am one. LOL I do still have those shorts. I really don't know why though. I guess maybe one day I will need to go to Wal-Mart. 😂

Good thing you didn't make me any of that stuff. I only like hamburger helper lasagna. You better still have room for this 72ounce slurpy. I got 79 cents invested in this thing.

Does the field near your house have lines across it and pointy looking things at each end? I'm looking all over the place and I don't see them spanks. I saw a girl wearing something similar a moment ago but I knew that wasn't you. She had a Mohawk. Not the same color as yours.

We will keep taxiing and I'll keep looking. Do you think you could fax me over the address to your place?

I fell out the door a few times and it is a real pain to get back in this thing. I am ready for those sandwiches right about now.

God I hope to see you at some point.