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GoldenXena · 31-35, T
So I was sitting in some room and this dood walked in. For some reason I knew I was supposed to be spray painting him. So I do so, and somehow this severely upsets Zimbabwe and they declare war on the US. So some indeterminate amount of time later it's found out that they have a plan to assassinate the president, and as such I'm dispatched to stop them. So I hop on my means of transport, a flying bear, and head to the camp where they are planning. Upon arrival I find that they plan on killing him with barrels of huge blue spiders which I commenced to trying to steal. That was plan more or less vanished into nothing since I ended up high tailing it for the bear and flying away, but just when I thought I had gotten away I saw some spiders flying behind me like jellyfish of the air......then I woke up.
