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My unread books pile is tottering so I’m planning a sponsored read for the fallen women of Tooting Bec. At least 15% would go to the fallen women; the rest would cover legitimate expenses like Crystal Champagne & lobsters. Of course, there may not be that many fallen women in Tooting Bec, but it is a risk worth running given the potential gravity of the situation.

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rottenrobi · 56-60, F

Lol! Priceless!
Do the readers get a shwag bag too? Seems only proper. I mean, they are taking time out of their busy schedules to help these poor women.

Steerpike · 46-50, M

They merely need to cough up the dosh. The fallen women of Tooting Bec will be entirely in my hands.

rottenrobi · 56-60, F

Im sure the dosh will roll right in for such a noble cause..

Steerpike · 46-50, M

@rottenrobi: One likes to do one's duty.

rottenrobi · 56-60, F

That's why you're a nobleman. 🤵

Steerpike · 46-50, M

@rottenrobi: Eh ... been away for a few minutes making mischief. Where has everyone gone? I thought the place would be positively heaving with enthusiastic subscribers.

rottenrobi · 56-60, F

Just like ep, it seems to ebb and flow.
You have been missed!

Steerpike · 46-50, M

@rottenrobi: Not that it isn't positively delightful to encounter such a discerning and hopefully wealthy lady as yourself. Relax on this tiger skin while I relate the most lurid tales of depravity.

rottenrobi · 56-60, F

I'm stretching out and giggling! I adore stories of debauchery!

Steerpike · 46-50, M

@rottenrobi: My dear, I feel you would be much more comfortable wearing less. That hefty purse must be highly uncomfortable; allow me to divest you of it. The tiger skin ticklish?

rottenrobi · 56-60, F

Lol! Totally unglamorous, but the yogurt I was just eating, went up my nose when I burst out laughing! 😂
It would be very ticklish, I'm sure!

Steerpike · 46-50, M

@rottenrobi: You have made me wild with passion - few things more truly erotic than yogurt gushing from a nubile nose while its possessor is sprawled provocatively on a tiger skin.

PS I think we have invented a brand perversion. Let's patent it before everyone is doing it.

rottenrobi · 56-60, F

Whay shall we call it? 🤔
Lactotigrisilia?
seems a little long.... :)

Steerpike · 46-50, M

@rottenrobi: I thought of Latin too; but the Tibetan Splurge might suit. One stroke of genius: I think you should be clad in a nun's outfit.

Steerpike · 46-50, M

@rottenrobi: My gosh, Rotten. We are totally alone in here - and no one to see . Just you, me and gallons of yogurt. At what point in our proceedings do you do the spurge? Possibly when I am gasping "Rotten, Rotten - oh Rotten!"