Can you write 100 things about yourself ?

I can try, half-assedly.

1. My name is Svan.
2. That's short for Svanbjörn.
3. I'm an Icelandic KWEEN
4. I never finish an entire bottle of whiskey by accident
5. I'm about to vomit at any given moment, ever
6. I love girls
7. I love boys
8. I'm good at drugs
That's all I have