You're sitting in the cinema, the lights go out, when you look around the cinema everybody is staring at you, wearing the Scream movie masks..

Fart!!!!

Well this is about the time I reveal I am the real slim shady

Finally enjoy a movie in the theater in silence for once.

I wake up. Obviously I'm dreaming as I'm too poor to go to a movie cinema 😳

Have a gf start a fake masturbation reaction like in "When Harry Met Sally".

Then, just at mid climax, she starts bucking and throwing soda on everyone.

That should do the trick.

Wonder the point of this question

I pull out my scream mask and join them.

Whip my camera out

I just do the wisest thing in that situation. Pinch my arm, wake up from that dream and then go out for ice cream sundaes.

Threaten each of them.

Run.... not looking back...praying it's only a nightmare....

Laugh and throw popcorn at them

Pretend to be peewee herman

probably die