You're sitting in the cinema, the lights go out, when you look around the cinema everybody is staring at you, wearing the Scream movie masks..

Well this is about the time I reveal I am the real slim shady

Fart!!!!

Finally enjoy a movie in the theater in silence for once.

I wake up. Obviously I'm dreaming as I'm too poor to go to a movie cinema 😳

Wonder the point of this question

Whip my camera out

Run.... not looking back...praying it's only a nightmare....

I pull out my scream mask and join them.

I just do the wisest thing in that situation. Pinch my arm, wake up from that dream and then go out for ice cream sundaes.

Laugh and throw popcorn at them

Have a gf start a fake masturbation reaction like in "When Harry Met Sally".

Then, just at mid climax, she starts bucking and throwing soda on everyone.

That should do the trick.

Threaten each of them.

Pretend to be peewee herman

probably die