Why do people put their chewed up gum under the table?

To get some of there dna on you

I remember getting detention in school once where i had to scrape the gum from under the table but i just stood there pretending to do it. I ain't touching no contaminated gum ew

Great question. I have wondered why too. There are usually wastebaskets nearby.

mark their territory

evil

to annoy you

lazy

They're digusting. 😕

Because they are pigs.