Tell me your best bird puns.

Toucan play that game.

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brokensignal · 46-50, M

This answer section is getting a little Crow-ded. (That one made me dry heave a little)

SummerDream · 31-35, F

i am not emused

brokensignal · 46-50, M

That wasn't a very pheasant reply.

SummerDream · 31-35, F

@brokensignal: bird puns can be tricky.. sometimes they fly south

brokensignal · 46-50, M

So true! I hate it when they take a tern for the worse!

SummerDream · 31-35, F

@brokensignal: ok this quacks me up

brokensignal · 46-50, M

Ok I got nothing... lol

SummerDream · 31-35, F

@brokensignal: i am talon you, owl be right back

brokensignal · 46-50, M

You are breaking one of the cardinal rules- Don't show off!

brokensignal · 46-50, M

I Googled that one... I admit it. I am a cockadoodle douche.

SW-User

You two made me want to get storking!

brokensignal · 46-50, M

@CtrlAltDelicious: I'm just disappointed I couldn't figure out a way to incorporate the Blue Footed Booby. There's gotta be a pun there somewhere!!

SW-User

In that case we'll leave you out in the cold until your feet tern ;-) blue and you can get the Booby Prize!

brokensignal · 46-50, M

Ha! Well played... No one ever would have expected a tit mouse like me to win the booby prize.