Why does he have to tell me everything he does?

Too technology/social media savvy ... and/or too "identifying" with you
which probably means his enthusiasm probably is too much in several other places and he overdoes things!

Tell him that your psychic and you already know what he's thinking. That way he doesn't have to update you constantly.

Is he like that in the sack too?... that would be kinda annoying

Putin obviously loves you

Omg.. Its a man thing.. they just truly believe u must want to know, even though we don't care. Lol

Sounds like some of the facebook posts I have seen

You're his witness

Lmao.

He wants to be your everything...

*barf

Almost sounds like a facebook update

I wiped my own ass.

Ya...I hate that shit...drives me nuts.