Steerpike?

I assume you have heard of a character known as Steerpike or - most commonly - the odiously vile Steerpike? He is much malligned. Far from being a despoiler of virgins and a polluter of marital beds, he is a sensitive type with a love of puppies and wild flowers. Seek him out and clasp him to your heaving bosom. You won't regret it.

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Peaches · F Best Comment

Lovely, so heartfelt! 💓

Peaches · F

Thank you for best answer kind sir❣💃💫

JustNik · 51-55, F

That is the prettiest advertisement I ever did see. 😄 I wish I could have done my Sherlock such justice. Sigh.

Steerpike · 51-55, M

Well, one does one's best when it for a worthy cause ☺

ravenwind43 · 51-55, F

So curious to have you create a dating ad with that and see how many responses you get.....lol

Steerpike · 51-55, M

One can never have too many trusting (gullible) virgins clasping one to their tremulous breasts. This is my maxim in life and I am sticking to it.
PS Voluptuous matrons shall not be neglected.

johnny253 · 80-89, M

Yes, alas poor Steerpike, I knew him well😀

curiosi · 61-69, F

I wouldn't have pegged you for the "puppies" type.

Steerpike · 51-55, M

Sotto voce - only if well cooked.

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