Why do old ppl always call me "young lady?"

That's just creepy fam

@briyeli: are you ever happy..

@anotherclone: actually I usually am.

@briyeli: are you saying I am not cool enough for you

@anotherclone: bruh I'm confused af

@briyeli: you people are always confused..

@briyeli: 😂

@anotherclone: fr idk what that means

@briyeli: you are bananas..

@anotherclone: now you've got gwen stafani singing "this shit is bananas" in my head. Ffs.

@TheWhiteRabbit: gwen is tits..

@anotherclone: that could either mean she's great or she's awful. UK is confused on 'tits'. I need some context.