Jesus was actually a pretty sarcastic guy.

No, I never met him.

I've never noticed even one verse in the Bible that seemed that way, nor even hinted of it. How could he be sarcastic when he was perfect and without sin in every way?

Give a few examples, please.

But very smart, wise, kind, loving, sweet, careing, and Awsome!!!

If he existed and all...

i think they did drop the following from scripture...

rise my child.
*zap*
aw, yer dead.
*zap*
naw, yer alive.
*zap*
dead.
*zap*
alive.

ahahaha, funny ain't it?

*chugs the wine*

i know 3 of them.. which one?

the greeter at the harris teeter is pretty sarcastic.
you mean him?

From the stories that were told yes I do. Aren't we all sometimes? ;)