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Jinxey · 26-30, M
Yes 😊🤓
SW-User
Inside this very box is the most secret-y secret of all of secret-dom, and I am its sole witness! It's a heavy burden, [insert name here], but nobody must know the secret of the box.
Jinxey · 26-30, M
But me right, cause you're going to tell me the secret 🤓
SW-User
Well... After all, this is a pretty great secret. I mean, how could you resist the greatest secret ever? The most [i]amazing...mysterious... powerful[/i] secret in all Bikini Bottom?
Jinxey · 26-30, M
😖😖😖 I'm so anxious
SW-User
I can't - it's for me to know and for you to never find out. You may be an open book, but I'm a bit more complicated than that.
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma... 🥛
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma... 🥛
Jinxey · 26-30, M
You have to tell me 😢