What will Trump say tonight in his televised address?

I screwed up in Iran and beg your forgiveness.

I screwed up in Iran and therefore I hereby announce my resignation, effective tomorrow at noon.

We won the war with Iran, and I am pulling out of the war.

I'm bored with this damn war, and I want to get on with invading Cuba.

Melania and I have decided to move to Costa Rica. See ya, suckers!