Ol Lady Danger Joke:::So this sweet old church lady comes home one night
… and finds a burglar right there in her living room.
She doesn’t scream, she doesn’t panic — with righteous certainty she just yells, “STOP! Acts two-thirty-eight!”
And the guy freezes. Like… a statue. Doesn’t move a muscle.
Cops show up, cuff him, and they’re like, “Dude, why’d you just stand there? All she did was yell a Bible verse.”
And the burglar goes, “Bible verse? I thought she said she had an axe… and two .38s!”
She doesn’t scream, she doesn’t panic — with righteous certainty she just yells, “STOP! Acts two-thirty-eight!”
And the guy freezes. Like… a statue. Doesn’t move a muscle.
Cops show up, cuff him, and they’re like, “Dude, why’d you just stand there? All she did was yell a Bible verse.”
And the burglar goes, “Bible verse? I thought she said she had an axe… and two .38s!”
