Tips on essay writing?

I want to write an essay, to give my English teacher, about how much I hate essays. So, I am going to have a bunch of stuff that will piss her off, like the wrong font (size and type) and a bunch of contractions. By the way, this isn't actually required.

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SW-User

Dont do the wrong format.
Make the format impeccable and actually make a really good essay on why you hate essays.

iHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing · 26-30, M

This.

fluteacorn · 22-25, F

Kind of hard to when I suck at writing essays though... That's why I want to make it even worse.

iHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing · 26-30, M

@Rene1027: With all due respect, that doesn't make sense.

fluteacorn · 22-25, F

@jnel998: I don't know how to explain it, but to me, in this case, it does.

SW-User

@Rene1027: I did exactly what you are thinking of in school. The only difference is that I actually did it within their bounds so that they could not penalize me. My teachers eventually loved me for it, and ended up giving me 100% on my final for creativity.
Dont do it. You are only hurting yourself.
It won't annoy her, it will disappoint her.

fluteacorn · 22-25, F

@Headlines: What exactly do you mean?