Trump says, “Excuse me, I was just looking for my vice president.”
JD Vance says, “What a coincidence, I was looking for my president!”
Trump asks, “What does your president look like?”
JD Vance says, “He’s tall, commanding, with great hair, and always in front of the cameras.”
Trump nods and says, “Forget my vice president—let’s go find
that guy!”