A little geography

For spankers, Rimsting is an hour from Munich on the shores of Lake Chiemsee

For lonely men Mount Wank is in Southern Bavaria in Garmisch Partenkirchen

You can find Titz in North Rhine-Westphalia on the Dutch border.

Weener may be found on the banks of the River Erms near the Dutch Border.

There is Petting on the banks of the Wagingersee just outside Salzburg.


Who said Germans have no sense of humour